Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Santa Claus is Coming. And This Time He's Pissed.

You better watch out.  You better not cry.  Crying won't do any good.  Santa doesn't care about your sniveling.  Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake.  You can run but you can't hide from Santa Claus.  Don't even bother trying to be good.  It's too late for that.  Santa Claus is coming to town.

He's making a list.  He's checking it twice.  He doesn't even need to check it once.  He's got it all right up here.  (Tapping forehead.)  He's gonna find out who's naughty.  And this time, they're gonna pay.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town.